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Starting Poker Hands in Texas Hold'Em

9-9
Wayne Gretzky, Great Ones
Love Potion (Love Potion No. 9)
German Virgin (“Nein, nein!”)
Barbara Feldon (Agent 99)
Popeye’s
Phil Hellmuth
9-8
Oldsmobile
9-6
Big Lick
Dinner for Two
Happy Meal
Prom Night (suited)
Porno
Percy (offsuit)
Jinxy
Good Lover
Joe Bernstein
9-5
Dolly Parton
The Work Day, Hard Working Man
American Pie
9-4
San Francisco (49ers)
Gold Rush
Joe Montana
9-3
Jack Benny (age 39)
The Sik
9-2
Twiggy (size 29)
Montana Banana
Black Thursday
8-8
Snowmen
Octopuses
Racetracks
Piano Keys, Wurlitzer
Little Oldsmobile
Infinity and Beyond
Double Infinities
Fat Ladies, Two Fat Ladies
Frog Eyes
Dog Balls, Doggie Balls, Dawg Balls
Young Jeezy (he’s “the Snowman”)
8-7
RPM (78)
Well Dressed Bob (suited)
Casual Bob (offsuit but same colour)
Naked Bob (offsuit but different colours)
8-6
Don Adams, Maxwell Smart
Hiroshima
The Daily Dangle
Poe Diddly, Hiroshima, Eubie
Pacheco Nuts (offsuit)
8-5
Finky Dink
8-4
Big Brother
Orwell
8-3
Raquel Welch
Most Feared Hand In Hold’em
Sven
“Double-down”
T & A
Monica Belucci
7-7
Sunset Strip
Hockey Sticks
Walking Sticks, Crutches
Mullets
Saturn
7-6
Union Oil
Philadelphia (76ers)
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967) (hearts)
Trombones
7-5
Pickle Man
Heinz (57)
Ketchup
*Wesley Snipes (black cards)
Chevrolet (1957)
Filipino Slick (offsuit)
7-4
Double Down
Forty-seven
Cambodian Slick (offsuit)
7-2
The W.H.I.P. (Worst Hand In Poker)
The Hammer! (offsuit)
Beer Hand
Jamaican Air
Prom Night Teddy Lee (suited)
Jim Morrison (offsuit)
Harlem Globetrotters
72 offsuit – Deadly Teddy Lee
6-6
Route 66
Kicks (“Get your kicks on Route 66”)
Satan’s Starter Set
Golfclubs
Upside-down 9’s
Cherries
Pocket Buddies
Clickety Click
6-5
Retirement
Jägermeister
6-4
Omid
*Commodore
*Old School Computer Hand
6-3
Blocky
Jimmy Summerfield (offsuit)
6-2
Ainsworth
5-5
“Presto!”
Speed Limit
Double Nickel
Pocket Unknownz
Barge
5-4
Jesse James
Colt 45
Revolver
Peacemaker
Moneymaker
5-3
Bully Johnson
5-2
Pick up
James and the Giant Peach
Dead Luca
4-4
Sailboats
Magnum
Dirty Harry (“C’mon, flop, make my day”), Eastwoods
Midlife Crisis
Fake Aces
Canadian Presto
Diana Dors
Mike Jones (Tippin on Fo Fo’s)
Luke Skywalker (“May the 4s be with you”)
Dark Side of the Force (offsuit, black)
Darth Vader (black)
4-3
George W. Bush
4-2
Lumberman’s Hand
Bill Clinton
Solid Gold (24K)
Jack Bauer
3-3
Crabs
Larry Bird
Patrick Roy
Scottie Pippen
Grant Hill
City Park, Two Trees
3-2
Michael Jordan (#23)
Shaq (#32)
Mississippi Slick, Aggie Slick, Polish Big Slick
Little Pete
Hooter Hand (suited)
2-2
Ducks
Swans, Pocket Swans
Douches
Barely Legal
Question Marks
“Quack Quack”
Snoop Dogg (went all-in 1st hand with these on Celeb Poker)
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